Monthly Archives: December 2009

Truth In Advertising

All I want is a little online street cred.  Is that too much to ask? Online dating is an imperfect science.  Heck, it may not even be a science.  The more I think about it, it’s kind of a crapshoot.  … Continue reading

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The 36-Year-Old Virgin

“So…You gonna try and tap it?” She had one of those perma-smiles on her face as she walked into my office for the first time.  We met online and had chatted a few times before deciding to go out and … Continue reading

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Christmas With P.S.O.

Sometimes I’m just a douche… It’s now a couple weeks into dating the Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) and things seem to be going well.  Her work schedule is busy at year-end and we were trying to get together on Wednesday … Continue reading

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The Phone Sex Operator

“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Old Man Dunphy, Outside Providence I once received a fortune cookie that read, “When you decide to stop searching, only then will you find … Continue reading

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The Bookstore Chick

So my daughter picks up this woman for me at Barnes and Noble… I think that its hilarious to listen to some single dads complain about their weekend with the kids.  They get all dramatic about this and that and … Continue reading

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