Monthly Archives: June 2010

The Bachelor

That would be cool. Tonight I’m chilling on Twitter when I should be sleeping, and somehow @karensugarpants darts off course and the topic becomes The Bachelor/Bachelorette and what freakin losers they are.  Suddenly, @guavalicious suggests that we start a campaign … Continue reading

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The Fathers Day hat trick

Once they were out of sight, she stuck her tongue in my mouth for a moment, grabbed the kitchen timer and went straight for the couch. Most years Fathers Day blows for me.  The first four years of Drama Queen’s … Continue reading

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The German Chick

One friend volunteered to walk with her and that left me stuck with the other two—a pair of fairly ugly former cougars who had the conversational skills of a cigarette butt. Things have been slow of late.  I’m way too … Continue reading

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Wordless Wednesday–The Mohawk

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The 48-year-old Hottie

All work and no play make J.R. kind of a dick sometimes… Cougars are becoming my favorite animal.  I personally prefer the two-legged breed to the four-legged kind.  I like them when they’re hot.  Nothing beats a cougar with a … Continue reading

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