Category Archives: Phone Sex Operator

“Getting” chicks

If that’s true, I can only see two possible outcomes—either Jack Daniels and I become BFF’s  or I have a stroke.  I’ll let you know how it turns out… Back in February I started writing for ModernMom.com.  I wrote three … Continue reading

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“Getting” chicks

If that’s true, I can only see two possible outcomes—either Jack Daniels and I become BFF’s  or I have a stroke… For those that don’t know, back in February I started writing for ModernMom.com.  The editor loved my writing and … Continue reading

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Getting funky

Tear the roof off, we’re gonna tear the roof off the mother, sucker. Tear the roof off the sucker… I’ve found my blog posts that mention Mexican hookers seem to have great stats. This story is not about Mexican hookers, … Continue reading

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Fat chicks in bikinis

What I saw that day made me seriously not want to have sex… I am so glad that I don’t have to online date anymore.  Life with The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O., AKA my girlfriend) is awesome.  We have a … Continue reading

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I’ve Seen Better Days

Now if I could just find the rewind button… Tuesday ended on a high note and Wednesday started with a ton of promise.  The day ended poorly, but as you continue to read, you will find that it was mostly … Continue reading

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